RANT: Light Sleeper Roommate.

I like my roommate. We can talk about random things and goof around...but I have a huge pet peeve with her. She is the lightest sleeper in the goddamn world!! I can be two floors below her talking on the phone or like tonight, bringing in my fucking groceries 25 minutes after I got off work. I either get passive aggressive texts or her being aggressive in person telling/asking me to "keep it down", "stop doing what I'm doing" or my favorite "turn it down a notch." Is she for real?! I understand that she is sleeping so I actively walk around this old creaky house as lightly as possible & try to keep my tasks as quiet as possible. For example, tonight, I put my groceries away super quickly & left half of the stuff in the bags to deal with tomorrow. I limit all tv and Internet use to the living room two levels down. I go out of my way to please her which is evidently impossible. Now, on the flip side, she has woken me up no less than 8 times in the past 7 days. She is aware of my sleep schedule. Guess what I do when she wakes me up?! Absolutely nothing!! Wait, sorry, that's a lie... I roll the fuck over and go back to sleep!!! I haven't once mentioned it to her or my other two roommates because its not a big fucking deal. She needs to grow up and realize that the world doesn't revolve around her every need & that she needs to learn how to pick her battles. THAT or she needs to buy a bottle of fucking sleeping pills.